(I won, but she had all the STUFF...)

Chimera: Epic Gnome/Orc/Halfling
Super Munchkin: Cleric/Thief
Air-Cooled [+2] Helm of Peripheral Vision[+2]
Steel-Toed [+3] Trick Riding Boots
Spudded Leather Armor [+2]
Swiss Army Polearm [+4]
Pantyhose of Giant Strength [+3]
Inflatable Munchkin
Baby Oil

(and in hand)
Illusion
Old Edition
Super Munchkin
Ghoulfiends (level 8)